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Post by Crimson on Feb 14, 2004 12:50:22 GMT -5
Well Yesterday was absoluely pleasent. I spent most of the day in a chair while some backwater nose doctor shoved crap up my nose, while trying to figure out why i am having nose bleeds.
Then i got to have even more Silver Nitrate put up my nose. So now then entire inside of my nose is scared, burned and coated in silver.
And to top it off the visit cost my $435.
Did i mention I hate doctors...
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Post by JaceMachine on Feb 14, 2004 13:59:12 GMT -5
Yeah, but in the long run you should hopefully not have to have blood-soaked tissues sticking out of your nostrils.
Did i mention that I love Lucky Charms cereal?
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Post by Roanoke on Feb 14, 2004 23:31:45 GMT -5
I don't know what's worse:
The aforementioned ordeal Joel went through, or having a balloon catheter slowly guided up through your urethra.
Which would taste better: chocolate-flavored shrimp or shrimp-flavored chocolate? I know! Let's ask Forrest! He"ll eat anything with chocolate or shrimp in it!
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Post by Roanoke on Feb 14, 2004 23:39:34 GMT -5
Actually, I thought of something to add after my last post. That something is that I think doctors are the next best thing (in this context best does not describe a good thing) to prostitutes. Where else (besides with a hooker) can you pay someone to fondle your cock and balls, stick things into your ass and have an overgrown popsicle stick stuck into your mouth? Shit, even a hooker wouldn't do some of those things! Doctors are all sick and twisted pervs!!
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