Roanoke
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Post by Roanoke on Feb 13, 2004 17:40:06 GMT -5
...man oohhh, man, do I FEEL GIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not at all today, not even once, have I been assailed, accosted, or otherwise bombarded by the usual legions of braindead morons, idiots, imbeciles, et al. who'd normally come swooping down upon me with the same tenacious voracity as the winged Ringwraiths from L.O.T.R.: R.O.T.K. These cretins may not be nearly as sinister as The Nine but there is still something almost as sinister in "The Grand Plan" that allows these people to be pulled towards me in mass droves like some sick and polluted form of ta'veren. I have never stopped believing in the idea that somewhere out in the vast emptiness of space, there exists a twisted, malformed super-being who derives the sickest and most demented pleasure from using stupid people as pawns to torment smart people. I should probably stop talking about this, though, since it seems that I am long overdue for another megadose of idiotic inundations. But, hey, I guess that wouldn't be so bad, really. At least then I'd have more funny stories to tell.
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Post by Crimson on Feb 13, 2004 21:13:51 GMT -5
and how...
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Post by Hollowpoint on Feb 14, 2004 10:07:50 GMT -5
Yeah, I noticed that too... that it was a kind of quiet Friday the 13th.
Hmmmm...
Could be one of the signs that the end of the world is coming. Either that or all the idiots just decided to wait till the next full moon.
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Roanoke
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Post by Roanoke on Feb 14, 2004 16:57:30 GMT -5
Yeah, you're probably right on both accounts. Especially about the full moon thing. Aside from Friday the 13th, the second most likely time for idiots to make their presence known is on a full moon.
But some idiots are too impatient to wait for their antics to be known on a full moon night. And so, they grace us with their idiocy every other night of the month. Hence the expression [glow=red,2,300]They Only Come Out at Night![/glow] ;D
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