Post by Roanoke on Feb 7, 2004 21:44:57 GMT -5
Yes, that's right. I hate bimbos. But the funny thing is that I love to hate them.
www.dictionary.com defines a bimbo as "a woman regarded as vacuous or as having an exaggerated interest in her sexual appeal." Also, a bimbo is defined simply as "a vacuous person."
Case in point: While returning home from getting something to eat, I spied a particularly glaring specimen of bimbo coming down the access road alongside I-75. She was attempting to get into the left lane so she could turn left under the underpass. When she turned left, she did a u-turn and came right back under the underpass again. She then turned right into a gas station and, without stopping, turned right out from the gas station back onto the same access road. She was the first car at the stop light. She waited until many, many cars had pulled up behind her, before deciding that she didn't want to be in the left turn lane a second time. So, at that point, she proceeded to pull out ENTIRELY into the intersection, replete with cars whizzing by, all honking furiously at her. Her reasoning for doing this: she wanted to change lanes.
I have an expression for women like this; maybe it's more like a saying or a slogan. I'll tell it to you, but first let me prime you. Imagine you can hear a woman's voice that is as high-pitched, valley girlish and dumb blondish as it can possibly be (a few octaves less than that of Alvin and the Chipmunks).
Have you got that voice in your head, now? Good. Now, using that imaginary voice, repeat after me:
HOOKED ON BIMBONICS WORKED FOR ME!
Oh, by the way, she was driving a blue PT Cruiser. My theory on women and PT Cruisers is that nigh all women that drive these cars... are bimbos. Simply put.
So there.
www.dictionary.com defines a bimbo as "a woman regarded as vacuous or as having an exaggerated interest in her sexual appeal." Also, a bimbo is defined simply as "a vacuous person."
Case in point: While returning home from getting something to eat, I spied a particularly glaring specimen of bimbo coming down the access road alongside I-75. She was attempting to get into the left lane so she could turn left under the underpass. When she turned left, she did a u-turn and came right back under the underpass again. She then turned right into a gas station and, without stopping, turned right out from the gas station back onto the same access road. She was the first car at the stop light. She waited until many, many cars had pulled up behind her, before deciding that she didn't want to be in the left turn lane a second time. So, at that point, she proceeded to pull out ENTIRELY into the intersection, replete with cars whizzing by, all honking furiously at her. Her reasoning for doing this: she wanted to change lanes.
I have an expression for women like this; maybe it's more like a saying or a slogan. I'll tell it to you, but first let me prime you. Imagine you can hear a woman's voice that is as high-pitched, valley girlish and dumb blondish as it can possibly be (a few octaves less than that of Alvin and the Chipmunks).
Have you got that voice in your head, now? Good. Now, using that imaginary voice, repeat after me:
HOOKED ON BIMBONICS WORKED FOR ME!
Oh, by the way, she was driving a blue PT Cruiser. My theory on women and PT Cruisers is that nigh all women that drive these cars... are bimbos. Simply put.
So there.