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Post by James Mercer on Feb 5, 2004 13:24:54 GMT -5
Funny is when people say "sumbitch" instead of "son of a bitch." That shit kills me.
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Post by The Dispatcher on Feb 5, 2004 15:03:09 GMT -5
Dude-- I'm totally there with you--
"What in tarnation? Where'd that sumbitch run off to??"
Hey, did you see the nice big Mercer pic that I tagged onto the end of the "3 Character Heads by Jace" post? Tell me whatchu think!
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Post by Roanoke on Feb 5, 2004 18:55:12 GMT -5
Actually, I think what's funny is when an old white lady tells a bus driver, and I quote, "Fuck you, you dumb driver. All you black boys want is what you can't have."
Right as she's saying this, she grabs her crotch, turns her head and spits out the door as she's getting off the bus. I think she was between 75-80 years old. And several Froot Loops short of a cereal box.
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Post by Roanoke on Feb 6, 2004 21:17:23 GMT -5
By the way... You know that we've got Stone Cold Steve Austin to thank for popularizing the term "Sumbitch". The man single-handedly signalled a battle-cry for all hick- and redneckdom across this wide, wonderfully diverse country of ours.
"I'm gonna get my hands on that sumbitch, hogtie him, and then I'm gonna tie him to the bumper of my pickup truck and drag him 'til he ain't breathin' no more," said Hal the hillbilly as he threw back another sloppy mouthful of whiskey and fumblingly attempted to load up his shotgun.
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Post by James Mercer on Feb 7, 2004 22:42:03 GMT -5
You've got a point, there ain't much funnier than crazy old white women. Except maybe rednecks. I saw one of those ridiculous Fox specials on the danger of automatic doors, and they showed footage of this old woman hobbling through the doorway on her way inside the supermarket. Unfortunately for her, she didn't hobble fast enough and the door slammed into her on it's return, sending her flying. I'm a sumbitch, but I laughed for days.
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Post by Roanoke on Feb 7, 2004 22:50:38 GMT -5
They need to bring shit like that out on DVD. It could be a two or three hour bloopers extravaganza. Sick and twisted as it is (and I'm probably going to hell for this), I derive nothing but the utmost pinnacle of supreme and utterly maniacal pleasure out of seeing other people suffer. It makes me smile when I sleep.
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Post by Roanoke on Feb 13, 2004 21:21:56 GMT -5
Old people are funny in general. I love seeing them struggle to make their way through daily affairs. I'd be lying through my teeth if I said I didn't laugh my ass off whenever, on rare occasions, I happened to see an old lady or old man fall down.
Hell isn't even good enough for my kind. ;D
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