Post by Roanoke on Jan 27, 2004 23:27:07 GMT -5
It's a real great feeling to know that my job wants me to partake in a meeting that would occur so early in the morning and so far before the time at which I usually work (3-11pm) that I would have to go home the night before the meeting and pretty much instantly fall asleep (altogether unlikely) and hope to get maybe 3 or 4 good hours of sleep (not something I like doing while on an antibiotic). This quarterly meeting is mandatory and just about the only way I'd be able to get out of it is if I were on my deathbed or if I were female. Yep, the company seems to favor females in a big way. So I'll go cheerily to my meeting this Friday, and I'll do as much coughing as is humanly possible just to piss all of them off. Maybe they'll all get lucky and I'll barf up a nice, shiny, glistening grenish-yellowish mucus ball of love for them all to enjoy at the condiments table. It's just so nice to know that I work for a company that cares infinitely more about employee HR meetings than they do about an individual's health. Huh.