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Jan 27, 2004 16:26:39 GMT -5
Post by Hollowpoint on Jan 27, 2004 16:26:39 GMT -5
Judge Judy is so fucking old school...
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Roanoke
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Jan 27, 2004 18:58:09 GMT -5
Post by Roanoke on Jan 27, 2004 18:58:09 GMT -5
I wonder what Judge Judy would be like...on weed...is that a gavel in her hand...I don't know, man, but she's giving me the evil eye. Man, I think she's gonna throw her gavel at me! Help!
I wonder what Judge Judy is like when she goes grocery shopping. I bet there's like a ten foot radius of empty space around her at all times. Can you imagine that woman picking out fruit with her evil, beady little eyes or trying to find some hard-to-find item, storming her grocery cart systematically up and down all the aisles (while her knuckles turn white from her hands' death grip hold on the shopping cart handle) until she finds it. How about if she gets into a fight with someone in the store about the legalities of Nutritional Labelling. You know that psycho bitch would win a staredown contest with anyone on the planet. Maybe that'd prompt her to open her own grocery chain, Nazi Judy's Cutthroat Grocers...
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Jan 29, 2004 23:07:28 GMT -5
Post by bluemojo on Jan 29, 2004 23:07:28 GMT -5
I wrote a computer program to compress your post into its most concice and puissant concept. Its output was:
JUDGE JUDY IS FUCKING EVIL
P.S. I can't believe you've got nearly twice the number of posts that I have. You devious fucker.
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