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Post by JaceMachine on Jan 23, 2004 17:45:56 GMT -5
 Who driving car? Jesus driving car! How can this be!!! |
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Post by Roanoke on Jan 23, 2004 18:26:26 GMT -5
'Cause sugar, Jesus done macked hisself out wit' one o' dem invisimible cars. Dat's how, nooka. Praise da Lo'd! Hallelujah!
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Post by Halo on Jan 24, 2004 13:29:51 GMT -5
Wow! That is Super Happy Son Of God!
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Post by Roanoke on Jan 24, 2004 18:40:19 GMT -5
John Travolta doing a disco dance instead of the Pulp Fiction dance because he's so fucked up on drugs that he thinks he's an angel impersonating Jesus at the yearly Heaven Beauty Pageant. However, he soon comes to realize that there's no Disco Ball, and only then does it dawn on him that Heaven has finally relented and decided to allow sex orgies. Now, that's a Super-Happy Jesus!
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Post by bluemojo on Jan 25, 2004 0:31:23 GMT -5
What? John Travolta is Jesus? Huh?
HE HAS NO FEET! WHERE THE HELL ARE JEZUSIZ FEET??
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Post by Roanoke on Jan 26, 2004 5:58:52 GMT -5
Jesus' ex-girlfriend, Kathy Bates, chopped 'em off so's she could spend the rest of eternity with her immortal beloved. So, how could it be that Jesus could drive a car with no feet? Because he's Jesus Christ, for Christ sakes. If you don't think he could do it then you must be an Atheist or an Agnostic or something! I mean, come on, if he could part the Red Sea then driving a car with no feet would be a cake walk...sorry...a small feat...sorry again...a walk in the park...oh, hell with it, I give up.
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Post by Hollowpoint on Jan 27, 2004 16:23:32 GMT -5
Yo... that is so the Happy Japanimation Jesus...
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