I feel fucking gipped--!

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JaceMachine
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I feel fucking gipped--! Jan 23, 2004 11:04:01 GMT -5

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Post by JaceMachine on Jan 23, 2004 11:04:01 GMT -5

I watched the original "A Nightmare on Elm Street" for the first time last night, and engaged in a brief, but detail discussion about Freddy with Teri as I lay in bed, waiting tou start dreaming, and...

I fucking dream that Jason Vorhees is trying to kill me and a house hold of random people! WTF! I wanted a fucking FREDDY DREAM!!! What the shit is that, huh?

Nothing could be more appropriate than a dream about Freddy! I mean, THAT is how he comes after you! But no, I fucking dream that I have to dodge Jason's fucking machete.

Jesus, I feel gipped....

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Roanoke
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I feel fucking gipped--! Jan 23, 2004 20:51:00 GMT -5

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Post by Roanoke on Jan 23, 2004 20:51:00 GMT -5

Could be worse, man. Jason Vorhees could have been Michael Jackson in a football player's gear (how else are ya gonna make his emaciated frame look menacing?). He'd prolly try to anally probe you with the machete. And we won't even talk about how terrifying and emotionally scarring his moonwalk attack would be. Now that would REALLY suck!

Last Edit: Jan 23, 2004 20:53:54 GMT -5 by Roanoke

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