Ralf The Dog

[The Dispatcher]

NAME: Ralf the Dog
SPECIES: Stick Dog
PLAYER: LOOKING FOR A SADISTIC PLAYER!!!
AFFILIATION: Ralf has been his own owner since Stickguy, his last owner , was hit by a bus and cut in two.
NATURAL ENEMIES: Elvis, Satan, Dennis Rodman, Mailmen, Zombies, Matt Crew

BELIEFS & GOALS: Ralf just wants to get laid, but there seems to ALWAYS be something or someone cock-blocking him.


DESCRIPTION: A stick Dog with a 'Tude



HIT POINTS: 9/9
PLOT POINTS:

POSESSIONS:
1) Skeleton Key
2) Torch
3) Dog Collar
4) Leash
5) Dog Bowl
6) Chainsaw
7) Gas Can
8) Bottle of Viagra

ABILITIES & SKILLS:

MUSCLE - [ 5 ]
break down door -
climb -
fight - 9
pick up heavy thing-
throw-

ZIP - [ 6 ]
dodge - 9
drive vehicle -
fire gun -
jump - 7
ride -
run - 9
swim -

SMARTS - [ 3 ]
hide/spot hidden -
identify dangerous thing -
read -
resist fast-talk -
see/hear/smell - 9
set/disarm trap -
track/cover tracks -

CHUTZPAH - [ 2 ]
fast-talk -
pass/detect shoddy goods -
sleight of hand -
sneak - 6

SHTICK
Eat/Consume - 8


*Ralf can and will swallow anything he can fit into his jagged jaws. Much to the dismay of his resident Tape Worms.