In a Backyard Wedding--

[The Dispatcher]

So I'm chillin out at this wedding this afternoon--

It was a very chill-- VERY low-key wedding held in a backyard.

And as the backyard Reception is going on I spot THIS little guy:


Of course I HAD to get my picture taken with him using Teri's new digital camera! Isn't he a nice little fellow!

Then a thought occured to me-- perhaps, with him not welcome to eat at the dinner table with everyone else, he might be a little hungry!

[Roanoke]

Man, oh, man,

PLEASE tell me you took that doll with you when you left! It just makes me thing about the doll episode of Seinfeld. That thing looks sorta vaguely like J. R. R. Tolkien. If you could clean him off and touch him up a little (and no you sick pervs I don't mean feel him up) with paint or whatever you could sell him on eBay as Tolkien's Voodoo doll or some other idea. What's it made of anyway, wood or stone? If you did take him with you then you might have to feel him up after all; frisk him, I mean. You'd wanna make sure he wasn't carrying a knife.

Talk to y'all later,
Jeremy

[JaceMachine]

Well. No... I didn't grab him--

There was an awful lot of people around (about 150 give or take), and they were all looking at me strange as I did this.

Heh.

The statue is actually supposed to be of a little black child-- right around the age that Michael Jackson likes them.

In his hands is NOW nothing, but you can tell, judging from his pose, that he should be holding a fishing pole.

I'll keep my eyes open for another though--

When Teri and I move into the house, maybe I can convince her to grab one! lol!