Idiots, Morons, Nincompoops & Imbeciles...

[Roanoke]

Anyone else here sick and tired of dealing with people who have the collective intelligence of 1/4 of an amoeba? Me too. Right now, I'm watching someone right outside the main entrance of the building (where I work) relentlessly tugging on the entry door. It has a magnetic lock on it that prevents exactly this breed of moron from gaining access to the building and spreading their plague of mental retardation to the residents inside. Hold on. He's motioning to me now. I'll be right back...

...Wheeew! That was close!! I could literally feel the waves of stupidity rolling off of him in rich, thick, sickly tendrils, desparately beckoning me to join him. But I persevered. I asked him why he was pulling on the door so fervently (I didn't use the word "fervently" when speaking to him though; I think I used the word "much", or something), to which he replied in a deep drawling, redneck accent, "Oh, I thought if I pulled on it hard enough, I might be able to get it unstuck." I told him that the door was locked 24 hrs. a day for the residents' safety, to which he replied, "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle." I had to resist the strongest urge to say something to the effect of "You know, I can really see the resemblance," or "Hello, you stoopid motherfucker! If you pull on the door more than once and it doesn't open, chances are that it's not stuck!! BUT, MAYBE YOUR BRAIN IS STUCK... IN A FEEDBACK LOOP OF STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I digress. Messrs. Aneurysm and Embolism tell me to do so.

[Crimson]

I to am tired of stupid fucking retards. I came home tonight only to have my dumb ass of a mother come down stairs and start yelling at me that i have been avoiding my parents and why do i not have a job yet. oh and how long is going to take to get a job.

I wish that they would just decide to kick me out already cause i hate it here. and to top it off i found that they have been spending money out of the savings that i had them (or rather they said they would) hold for me.

I really hate my life. I think i would be much better off dead.

[Roanoke]

Never assume that you'd be much better off dead. It's better to say that you'd be better off living another life. That statement, at least, leaves room for something to come along that will pull you out of the swilling hellhole that you are currently being sucked down into. Everyone needs to believe in hope.

[Crimson]

Hope doesn't exsist. Its just a false feeling that people cling to instead if facing the truth. personally i have no hope of ever getting out of this nightmare that i am currently living. As for being better off dead, sometimes i wonder....

[Roanoke]

If you don't believe or hope ever to get out of the nightmare that you're in, then you never will. You have to want and believe it will happen before it ever will.