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Post by Roanoke on Feb 10, 2004 6:52:37 GMT -5
 Front Page News: 2/10/04 Monkeys on Mules Take Mars Rovers Spirit and Opportunity Hostage. Monkey commando seen questioning Spirit rover; asking to be taken to Leader. |
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Post by bluemojo on Feb 10, 2004 17:17:43 GMT -5
I, for one, welcome our new bug-eyed plush mule-riding monkey overlords.
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Post by Roanoke on Feb 22, 2004 6:05:09 GMT -5
 All shall bow down in deference to the Holy Monkey Oracle and King! OR ELSE... |
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Post by Roanoke on Feb 22, 2004 6:10:26 GMT -5
 WE will strangle all of your small puppy dogs!! GGRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Roanoke on Feb 22, 2004 6:20:04 GMT -5
 And, unbeknownst to you, there are already infiltrators amongst you!!!!!!!!!!! Mwaa hhaaaa hhhaaaaaaa!!!!! |
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Post by JaceMachine on Feb 22, 2004 13:06:50 GMT -5
 Most people forget about Perseus' loyal monkey side-kick "Bobo". He was removed from all scenes of 'Clash of the Titans' due to the long stick that he would constantly stick in his ass. Oh, and I forgot to mention that he didn't survive the confrontation with Medusa. It would have helped had I initially mentioned that when I first posted this. Doh! |
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Post by JaceMachine on Feb 22, 2004 13:10:25 GMT -5
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Post by Crimson on Feb 23, 2004 17:32:17 GMT -5
All hail the monkey overlords.
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Post by Roanoke on Feb 23, 2004 20:09:31 GMT -5
 You foolish dung-hill-rat-of-a-human! You can only appease the Monkey Overlords by paying homage to them with a picture of their likeness in this thread every time you post!! Now, you have incurred their wrath! Now they will violently remove your testicles and meticulously unravel them. They will then intertwine the fiberous tissue of each testicle into a makeshift crown of testes!! You will then be made to don your crown in shame and despair while they incessantly lob rotting fruit at you (their lanky monkey arms flailing), and laugh at your misfortune with their insanely evil cackling monkey laughs!! Or you could avert that nastiness and simply post a picture which shows your undying deference towards them. The days of the Monkey Puppetmasters are soon to be coming! Stage One Testing has already begun on a select few unsuspecting individuals, as the above picture can attest to!! The days of doom are soon to be upon us!!  |
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Post by The Dispatcher on Feb 23, 2004 20:15:14 GMT -5
 "Gimme a Kiss--" - Joel's Grandma |
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Post by Crimson on Feb 24, 2004 2:35:11 GMT -5
Dude that is not my Grandma. If you want to see a picture of my grandma look in the D&D monster manual in the 3.0 edition under either Goblin or Hag
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Post by Roanoke on Feb 25, 2004 4:23:30 GMT -5
I'm telling you Joel, you hafta put a picture of a Monkey in your posts on this thread or else the monkey Overlords will sacrifice you to their Gods... GIANT APHIDS!! This evil, insidious monkey, it black heart filled with contempt and demented thoughts of malice, is only seconds away from springing forth violently from it perch to rip open the guts of the first onlooker and then rend the outreaching hand in one fell swoop from the second onlooker so as to feed the demonic doppelganger monkey fiend-spawn protuberance growing out of its back. |
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Post by JaceMachine on Feb 25, 2004 8:48:27 GMT -5
 Evil Monkey Mobile Command Center and Evil Monkey Moon-Bounce Re-Education CenterTM |
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Post by JaceMachine on Feb 25, 2004 8:52:56 GMT -5
FUCK THIS ALIEN MONKEY PROPAGANDA!  GIVE THEM DEATH--!!!!!! |
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Post by JaceMachine on Feb 25, 2004 8:57:01 GMT -5
 This Evil Monkey TM is using it's specially designed monkey-tail-antenna to communicate to the Evil Monkey Planetary Travel of Death Ship TM (Or Mothership) |
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